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shanellbklyn:

Me.
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oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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breakfast? you gotta stop living in the stone ages. we call it meal 1

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rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt

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verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

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cloudwatchingangels:

OH LORD PLEASE SMILE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME PLEASE
PLEASE THAT’S ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

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beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

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kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker
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nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles
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rachelbearenson:

it’s actually real and EVEN BETTER he wants to do it on the condition that he gets an awesome death onscreen
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