my friends introducing me to people



i wish i was one of u guys. u get the pleasure to follow me and im jealous of that

(Source: landorus)

Harry out in Newcastle with fans 12/4

When Police went to Ed Gein’s farmhouse with the hopes of finding Bernice Worden they had no idea what they would be in for.
The shed was the first area searched. Working in the dark of the night, Officer Schley lit a torch and slowly swung it around the shed.  Inside was a woman’s naked corpse hanging upside down, the body disemboweled, and the throat and head missing.  It was the body of Bernice Worden.
Next came the search of Gein’s house. The police officers waded through piles of garbage and an unfathomable amount of junk with only oil lamps to guide them. As the officers eyes adjusted, the junk began to take a recognizable form, one that was more horrific than anyone could have ever imagined.  Everywhere they looked they saw various body parts, some used as household items such as skulls made into bowls, jewelry made from human skin, lips hanging, chair seats with human skin upholstery, facial skin that was well preserved and resembled masks, a box of vulva’s among which was his mothers, painted silver. It was later determined that the body parts came from 15 different women although some parts could never be identified.  One of the most shocking items found was that of fellow officer Worden’s mother’s heart - found in a pan on the stove.
The lives of the police officers who walked through the house of horrors on that night changed forever. Gein was committed to the Waupun State Hospital for the duration of his life. It was revealed that his reasons for killing older women stemmed from his love-hate feelings for his mother.  He never admitted to his cannibalistic or necrophilia activities.  At the age of 78, Gein died of cancer and his remains were buried in his family plot in Plainfield. The property eluded evil and horrific memories for the people of Plainfield and eventually it was torched by citizens.



so one time i was at the mall and then out of nowhere this guy put his arm around me and said hey but then i got really scared and so i screamed bYE AND WHILE I SPRINTED AWAY HE RAN AFTER ME AND YELLED WAIT COME BACK AND TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED

fuck that was me 




why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot


(Source: greatjaggi)


my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.


I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me